drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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snatchedweaves:

Letting your man show that he loves you with rough anal

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

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herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

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ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

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ohdaesusie:

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officialmyspace:

um mom explain this

officialmyspace:

um mom explain this

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Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

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jehovahwetness:

jackanthonyfernandez:

teresagudice:

omg madonna and britney are going to do another me against the music

SCREAMING

:(

jehovahwetness:

jackanthonyfernandez:

teresagudice:

omg madonna and britney are going to do another me against the music

SCREAMING

:(

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