can-you-hear-the-fandoms-sing:

imnotflirtingbytheway:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

I literally feel disgust. What!?

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost)

(Source: lindsaychrist)

White People in July VS White People in October

thagal:

white boy: I havent said nigger for 3 days
girl: omg <3 You’re literally an amazing person xxxxx

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(Source: dxggies)

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

(Source: littlewanye)

aaliyah1979-2001:

My Child

(Source: xx6emo6girl6xx)

(Source: ginchface)

extrovhert:

100% sure im hella ugly yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(Source: uooa)

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via feministlikeme)

(Source: dolly-lungs)